Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm like, not good at living.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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