real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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