google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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