like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Randomize
