FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
