Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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