i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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