it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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