Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Bring me that man meat
The adults are the big ones right?
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