Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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