he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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