Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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