Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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