so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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