Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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