but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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