She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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