office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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