Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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