After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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