i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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