is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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