i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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