I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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