why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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