She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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