is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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