Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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