I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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