he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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