I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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