Sponge bath it is.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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