if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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