I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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