Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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