She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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