Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My dick has a subreddit
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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