We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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