so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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