i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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