she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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