didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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