Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize