After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
