seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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