Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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