one two three fourrrrnication!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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