i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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