Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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