i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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