Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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