After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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