I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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