Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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