She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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